The first time my friend ever said “I love you” to his girlfriend, he blurted it out during se_x. Most guys have it right, though; either they don’t think, or they think simply: “Yeah, getting laid is AWESOME.” Aside from hoping she enjoys it and wondering she’s evaluating my performance, my mind dredges up the following strange things during se_x:
How Did I Get Here?
I build a mental bread crumb trail up to the moment of triumph: What did I say/do over the last 24 hours? If I could find common steps between all the times I got laid, I’d have a reliable system.
What if I Miss?
I’ve wondered, mid-thrust: What if I miss and hit a pelvic bone? I’d sustain major injury to myself and, depending on how hard I thrusted, I might even hurt her!
Ec_stasy on the Bottom, Agony on the Top
I’m lazy and out of shape. If I can relax, lay back, and enjoy se_x in a given position, it’s great. When I’m on top too long, I have that feeling I had in yoga: “I don’t know if I can handle this much longer.” I challenge myself to keep going, as if I was in the Army.
What Are My Friends Doing Right Now?
When you build something up in your mind, it’s not as great as you thought it would be when it actually happens. For me, se_x has been all about anticipation, and not so much about the actual act. So, I wonder if I’m missing something more fun that my buddies are doing.
Don’t Ej_aculate, but STAY HARD!
All guys want to be Energizer Bunnies. So, when things are hot and heavy, I just think of anything other than what’s turning me on to keep from ej_aculating too soon. But it’s a delicate balance because I don’t want to compromise my er_ection! Lost er_ection is a disaster! CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE READING