10 Signs A Guy Suffers From SPS (Small Penís Syndrome)

0
980

Johannesburg-Daily Buzz SA I don’t have exact percentages, but a large number of the male population suffers from the tragic Small Pen!s Syndrome (SPS for short.) Here are a few ways to tell (without actually having to witness his tiny pen!s.)

 

1. Overcompensation

 

This side effect pretty much encompasses the entire list, but can be spotted through a few simple behaviors. Men who have tiny p#nises normally over compensate by attempting to own expensive things. For example, a man driving a Ferrari probably has a really small d#ck. By driving a fancy car, a man is pretty much saying, “HEY! Focus on the car, NOT my small p#nis! PLEASE!” If a man feels the need to wave his money in your face, then he is more than likely the owner of an undersized package. A man with a normal p#nis knows that once the time comes for you to see see his p#nis, it will not be a disappointment, and he will not need other tactics such as bribery to keep you around.

2. Vehicles with a lift aka “Jacked Up Trucks”

 

Being from the South, I unfortunately witness this display of small p#nisry on a daily basis. Other than the fact that men who drive jacked up trucks are more than likely huge douche bags who still believe women belong in the kitchen, they are definitely suffering from small p#nis syndrome. This category of men is probably suffering the most, actually. As I like to say, “the bigger the lift, the smaller the d#ck.” A man’s p#nis also grows smaller with every inch of camouflage that lines his interior and/or ignorant stickers that refer to the truck they are stuck on. These men usually exert their frustrations with their small p#nis by revving their engine for no reason. A man with a small penis lets his vehicle serve as his p#nis. If you need further explanation regarding this topic you can refer to any country song, ever……READ more on the next page,go below this page CLICK>>>>2

1
2
3
4
SHARE